[Damn. She'd avoid it, but... being on the ship. Well, might as well let him have a few wise words, because he is really getting his neck deep in danger. Luceti has some rather deadly ladies, after all.]

Oh? So your ship can be a woman, but have no lady friends for herself? That hardly seems fair. But I suppose I can spare a moment to write you and Captain Jack Sparrow [huehuheue] down as people to not listen to while I'm on board the ship.


I'm sure the other women on the crew are likely to do the same.

...

Or perhaps give you mean-spirited names or glares. Either/or.