Lt. William Bush (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
wouldntbetonit) wrote2012-01-21 08:52 pm
wouldntbetonit) wrote2012-01-21 08:52 pm
1st Order [Voice]
what in the --
[Give him a moment. He just figured out how to use this monstrosity.]
I'm -- ah -- not sure if anybody is listening to this. This is a message to Luceti. [He pronounced it wrong. Whichever way you pronounce it, Lucetians, he did it wrong. Judge him and his lack of talent with foreign words.]
There is a ship in port, The Britannia. Quite a beauty, I have to commend Mr Kennedy for the design of her. Unfortunately she's come to be rather understaffed, so if there are any men who are interesting in crewing her....I'm sure her captain would appreciate it greatly.
That is all...back to your business.
[If William Bush could have it his way, he'd start a press-gang right here, right now. But that required a navy and men to help. So asking nicely would have to do.]
[Give him a moment. He just figured out how to use this monstrosity.]
I'm -- ah -- not sure if anybody is listening to this. This is a message to Luceti. [He pronounced it wrong. Whichever way you pronounce it, Lucetians, he did it wrong. Judge him and his lack of talent with foreign words.]
There is a ship in port, The Britannia. Quite a beauty, I have to commend Mr Kennedy for the design of her. Unfortunately she's come to be rather understaffed, so if there are any men who are interesting in crewing her....I'm sure her captain would appreciate it greatly.
That is all...back to your business.
[If William Bush could have it his way, he'd start a press-gang right here, right now. But that required a navy and men to help. So asking nicely would have to do.]
[Voice]
Oh? So your ship can be a woman, but have no lady friends for herself? That hardly seems fair. But I suppose I can spare a moment to write you and Captain Jack Sparrow [huehuheue] down as people to not listen to while I'm on board the ship.
I'm sure the other women on the crew are likely to do the same.
...
Or perhaps give you mean-spirited names or glares. Either/or.
[Voice]
[He has to make this clear. Damnit, Bush think it through before you post to the journal!]
Surely there must be some men wishing to crew a lovely vessel like her.
[He's desperate now.]
[Voice]
[GRIN, as she waves a cigarette at the air to herself.]
If it bothers you so, you can always watch from the shore while I take your place? Wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable, Lieutenant. [yes I'm a peeper on this journal, it's only the best pastime]
Since half your crew are going to be women, despite your best efforts, I mean.
[Heh.]